Effing Turtles...

 I was rolling and carrying on when I saw a frantic man crossing the street back and forth while waving his hands in the air, signalling for me to stop.

'Oh, boy. Here we go. Let's see what this guy wants,' I thought as I rolled up my window.

I cruised up, barely touching the gas, and my heart skipped a beat when I saw his face.

"Watch out for the turtl,"  He yelped as he was beaming, smiling from ear to ear.

I looked down as the precious green turtle the size of a child's fist steadily made its way over a curb, trying to escape this lunatic almost as fast as the mailman can.  Effing turtles...they're stopping me for turtles...